Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Limericks


There was a man named joe
who stubbed his toe
he fell down in pain
in the middle of the game
yet he hopped around like a toad




There was a cat named cat
who got hit by a bat
and fell down and turned into a rat
then he stepped on a tack
then fell on a mat




There is a planet called Earth
one day it gave birth
to humans that start war
killing each other like bores
why did Earth give birth

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